Boys Club Disbanded

So Friday was the last day of the Boys afternoon club, it was Mum’s last day at work! No more lazy afternoons watching the horse racing.
We celebrated in style by doing a few odd jobs and going to the pasty shop!

We sat downstairs and ate sausage rolls, read the surfing magazines and I even had a little dance when the mood took me! When we got home, I decided I’d like to try a little dentisty:

We used Stinky Zebra as our patient. He had to wait in the waiting room while my assistant (Dad) sorted out my tools and I got kitted up. He had to have al ot of work done and several visits to my chair…. Mum went to the pub with her work mates so she was late home (Sarah dropped her off though so I got a quick cuddle from her). Once she was in though we had her in the chair to make sure everything was in order in her mouth too.
Saturday we went to Grandad and Anne’s for lunch and then we went out on the scarecrow hunt! This year the theme was Nursery Rhymes so I was in my element!



We walked round for ages finding them in peoples gardens before it started to rain really hard and we went home! In the evening the gang turned up to gamble on the Eurovision song contest. In a very shrewd move I sloped of to bed and missed it.
Sunday was still wet. We went shopping in Reading to get some things for the new baby, I’m really excited about it still! After that we went to Yanna and Fen’s house. When we got there Fen was fast asleep and Yanna was still not home. I played with their toys anyway….. Fen was soon awake and Yanna was soon back and we went out in the garden and everything. We hadn’t seen them since before we went to Milton Keynes and they went to Tamworth which means I got a late birthday present (in Christmas paper!) a Nemo etch a sketch type thing, smart! Yanna and Fen’s Mum even has a real life Mini to drive around in, how excellent is that. I got to sit in it and play with the steering wheel and the knobs and everything, it was lovely.
So Monday came around and Mum took me to nursery as usual but instead of her going to work, she went home to watch daytime TV! They both came to pick me up which was nice and we took Mum to hospital for her last Baby check before the big arrival. Everything is okay by all accounts so we’ll just have to keep on waiting. We went out for a walk in the evening after tea. We picked dandelions and blew all the seeds off of them, it was great fun. A bit further along there was a man walking his dog so I simply asked him if his dog had had a poo! What’s wrong with asking that?
Today I got picked up from nursery by the tag team and it was off to the Coral Reef for swimming. I don’t know how mum ever had time to go to work…..

Bike Jumps!

Ongoing Ned issues: Getting my hair wet at bath time. I hate it, still. I don’t mind in the swimming pool or anything like that, but in the bath….NO!
Thursday afternoon we went to the nature discovery centre in Thatcham. We hadn’t been there for ages and I really enjoyed it, there were loads of other kids to play with. Once we were home Chris and the lady of leisure Laura came round. I played hard to get for a bit but soon had them zooming cars across the floor before showing them how good I am on my bike outside.
Saturday we moved Grandma from her upstairs flat to a ground floor one with access to a bit of a garden. I helped Dad and uncle Alan with all the heavy stuff before sloping off for a well earned kip:

After that we headed around to see Slim to wish him a happy birthday. We didn’t stay long because they were going out, but we did stay long enough for a bit of cake and a kiss:

So Sunday was race day, I’d been getting excited about this one all week. We got up early and drove for ages, I was so excited I didn’t even sleep. We arrived at the top of a hill where there were some tents and a nee-nar (ambulance) and Dad signed in (Mum and I also got asked if we were in the queue to sign in! Yeah, a three year old who couldn’t ride without stabilisers and an 8 month pregnant woman). I was dad’s race support crew for the day, I helped him build his bike up and check the gears were working okay before turning my attention to some of the fine detail that often gets overlooked:

I sent Dad off up the start ramp for his first practice run and we waved him off down the hill. A good while later he re-appeared in the back of a great big army lorry with his bike stowed in a trailer! None of this pushing back up the hill lark, how civilised. The lorry looked great fun and I wished I could have had a go, I bet it was better than the bike ride down. He had another couple of goes, and I kept Mum busy while we waited for him to re-appear for another go. Then Andy, Nick, Carol and Abi turned up, brilliant.

We had a lovely picnic in the high winds:

I tried to give Abi a few pointers with her crawling and ate my own body weight in Sausage rolls. Dad didn’t want any, he’s an athlete apparently. He didn’t look like one, flat on his back because his neck ‘hurt a bit’ Then it was race time, he had two chances to maim himself against the clock. I conned Andy and Nick into taking me a bit further down the course to see some action (thanks for carrying me Andy)

We stood and watched as the riders zoomed past. Then it was Dad’s turn, I was a bit disappointed he didn’t wave as he went past to be honest!

We filled in the time by making a makeshift bike out of old bits of wood:

He was soon back up the top and then it was soon time for his second go. We stayed a bit nearer the top this time, and as he went past we shouted some words of encouragement at him, this time he did acknowledge us at least by shouting back at us as he went past. I think it’s fair to say he isn’t going to set the world on fire with race times but at least it gets him out of the house. I’m quite up for a go at it myself ‘When I’m bigger’ (which is my new favourite saying at the moment).

I also got to sample the delights of portaloos for the first time. They’re great, just like a real toilet but with much less space. Mum, Her belly and me in one was quite a squeeze!
So, bank holiday Monday and it rained. That’s the first time that’s happened for a while so we celebrated by staying in, watching the Lion King and having a snooze. Lovely.
Today I was in the big kids room again at nursery, so Iwas pretty beat when Dad came to get me. Nevertheless we still went down for a play in the park on the way home. As we sat on the seesaw, gripping the hand rails for all we were worth in the gale force winds I asked Dad why there weren’t any other kids playing there today…..

No pasty shop shocker

Now Mum takes the car to work Dad and I have to leave nursery on the bike and then try and find whereabouts she has abandoned it in town so we can load the bike onto the back and take it home before going for our weekly shopping jaunt. I find this all extremely interesting and love to help dad get the bike rack on. Once Mum was home and we’d had dinner we went out into the garden for a kick about:

Not really fair playing with Mum, it’s two against one.
Thursday I took my Spiderman and Venom to nursery…..Spiderman won:

Dad reckons he can fix him with some super glue. We went to the park for a bit and I latched on to a girl about my age and her mum leaving Dad to hang about like a psare part. I don’t know why he doesn’t bring a book or a newspaper or something. I only need him when I fall over and start crying.

Once we got home Dad finally decided it was time for Mum’s birthday cake (well I suppose it was right in the middle of easter and my birthday):

I’d decided some time ago that we were going to do a camera shaped cake, I was in charge of decorating it with chocolates. I had to obviously test a good few of them to make sure they were okay before mum got to eat them. I also helped by blowing out her candle for her.
Friday afternoon I helped Dad build his new bike frame up, I expect he would have struggled without me. We also had a visit from Andy and then Chard and Kaz but I was pretty grumpy and not particularly good company, sorry chaps.
Mum worked her last Saturday before the baby comes, so we took her in to work. When we got home I helped Dad clean the car and he gave me the job of getting all the soap off it with the hose pipe. I did a really good job and only got him a little bit wet. I also had a play with Luke and Amy, on my tractor, scooter and bike. We went to meet Mum for lunch (NOT the pasty shop!) and in the afternoon we went to see Nanny:

Trish and Al were there too, and I had a great time playing cars with them. Auntie Chris came to look after me in the evening and we had a lovely time together as we always do.
Sunday morning Dad had sloped off up the woods so it was down to Mum to supervise my painting single handedly:

I made a right old mess! Once Dad was home I helped him cut the grass and then his hair. After lunch we went looking at new baths. It was pretty weird because none of the toilets had water in them?
Mum was off on Monday, we had a walk down to the little shop. I like going with mum because she buys me sweets. I took ages to choose as well, good job Dad wasn’t with us. There’s been some very odd talk in the house about Dad going bike racing so I’ve been reading up on it in his ‘Dirt’ magazine. I like the pictures of the jumps best and I thought I’d try his helmet on for size:

Bit on the big side perhaps? Nevertheless, when i'm bigger i'm going to do BIG jumps!
I came home and had a lovely long kip on the sofa before Dad came home and we went to the Coral Reef swimming. It was good to have Mum with us for a change and we had a great time. I managed to hang around long enough for the big slides to open, Mum said we were coming out of the bottom faster than anyone else!
Got up early on Tuesday morning and switched the telly on, instead of Beebies or the News it was on a music channel. I took one look at the drummer and decided I wanted to do that when I was bigger (Dad informed me I was watching Green Day). Had another kick about in the garden before going to bed (wearing no trousers or pants but socks and sandals) and deciding I would sleep with my head at the other end of the bed for a change. Mum got half way down the stairs before I called her back to re-arrange me, it was a bit too weird.

London

Well we’ve been enjoying the sunshine still with plenty of trips to the park and out in the garden.
Thursday we met Mum for lunch, got some pasties and went to sit by the canal, it was really nice until I up-ended my vanilla smoothie all over her handbag and trousers. Ooops, she had to go to a meeting in the afternoon to with her lovely splattered trousers. Sorry Mum.
Friday night the poker gang came round so I got to see everyone before going off to bed, Abi went to bed in my old room, she’s just discovered she can make loud noises!
Saturday morning and it was a rare family outing to the supermarket, me and Mum had a great time but I think we slowed Dad down a bit. Once that was done and dusted we were off to London to see Emma, Dean, Max and Leo:

The weather was lovely so we made the most of it, even Leo came in the pool.

Dean topped up the pool with a couple of buckets of hot water which made it all the more pleasant although we couldn’t tempt any of the grown-ups in with us.

Max helped me test out my ready bed, it all seemed to be okay.
As is the norm on these visits, we soon got rid of our clothes and played Eye Toy on the Playstation:

Andy arrived later in the afternoon and we had a barbecue, I got to eat my specially selected mini sausages.
Next day we had breakfast outside:

Before I did a bit of modelling for my new saucy calendar:

We rode bikes for a bit and the later in the afternoon we went to ‘Top Golf’ and hit some balls. I shared Max’s clubs, they were a bit heavier than my plastic ones but I gave it a good go. Max was really good and even little Leo had a go! Then it was time to go home, I had a lovely sleep on the way back.
Monday was a bit different at nursery, I got to spend the day in the next room up with all the bigger children. I had a great time with them and got to play with my old mates Jude and Hugo so that was good.
Baby update: It still hasn’t popped out yet. I’ve been giving Dad the low down on what he’s going to have to do once it arrives and making sure that the little one has been getting plenty of cuddles from me via Mum’s belly.

Three!

As of Friday I’m three (Dad says I’m still two if we go anywhere where under three’s get in free though).
Nursery made me a lovely Bob the builder card on Thursday and Mum didn’t go to work on Friday so I got to stay at home. I helped Mum make a picnic in the morning and once Dad was home and we opened a few prezzies we were off to ride on trains in Eastleigh!

What a classy set-up. The station even had a lovely big telly showing Thomas the Tank engine.

The trains were real steam engines but smaller and the carriages had no roofs. I was a bit worried we might fall out, but soon forgot about that once we got going.
We rode the train all around the lake and got off at the other end to eat the picnic.

After the picnic was dealt with we had a bit of a play on the playground and headed back on the train again. What I really wanted was a tunnel, and that’s just what I got:

A long, dark tunnel. It was ace. We got back to the station and had a lovely ice-cream sat on the platform watching Thomas films. On the way home Slim rang to see if we were going to be in later on, I suggested that he bring me some presents….
First off we saw Sue and Charlotte which was nice, and after that a steady steam of visitors arrived (Slim, Trace, Trish, Al, Nanny, Chris, Nick, Carol, Abi, Andy) all laden with prezzies! I even had a racing car birthday cake:

I didn’t even cry when everyone sang happy birthday and managed to blow out all of my candles in one go. I had a bit of a late night……it was great fun.
BIG, BIG lie in on Saturday morning before going to see Grandma and then home for lunch. Soon after that Alan, Sonia, Owen, Chard, Kaz, Rach and Ben turned up with another round of gifts and then we were off to ‘Milk and Keynes’ sledgeing. Now first of all, I don’t know what happened, but I must apologise to Yanna and Fen who ended up in Tamworth…..we’ll meet up soon! Now then, this all gets a bit weird, we were joined by Max and Leo (and Emma and Dean) and went into a massive building with a huge hill inside it covered in snow! We got kitted up and went to get on the white stuff. I wasn’t too sure about it all and after a little bit of coaxing from Emma I went in. Dad carried me a little way up the hill and sat me on a small sledge thing and whoosh, I was off down the slope! We had a few more goes, getting higher and faster each time but quite honestly I couldn’t see the point. I went back to the Café and had slush puppie with Mum, Rach and the ‘sidelined through mobile phone injury’ Ben. It was slippery, cold and wet out there and a cuddle with mum was a much better bet. Still, the others seemed to enjoy themselves and came out soaked to the skin. Maybe next time…..Once everyone was dried and changed we had some food!

It must have been the noisiest establishment in the coutry, even Max and I struggled to make ourselves heard. Once dinner was finished we had a go in a simulator ride, we flew a spaceship and had a fight with a dragon (I sat on Andy’s lap otherwise I would probably have been scared).

We watched Owen and Chard do some ski-ing (they didn’t even fall over) and then finally headed for home but not without one last bid for birthday glory from me. We went past a crowded bar with loud music thumping on the way through the car park, I asked Mum what it was but before she could reply I’d slipped under the rope and behind the bouncers to see for myself. I attracted the attention of a group of six or so young ladies sat having a drink and turned on the charm. They couldn’t get enough of me through the window but I was dragged back to the car giving them a big smile all the way.
After all the excitement of the previous two days we had a lazy Sunday morning playing with my new stuff:

Laura came round with you guessed it…a present and then we had a barbecue for lunch and played in the garden.

I invited Luke and Amy to come round in the afternoon through our hole in the fence, we played with my new Moon Sand:

They thought the Sand was cool, but our telly was very small.
So that rounded out a bumper weekend. Thanks to everyone who got me stuff, came round or came out with me over the weekend, I had a really great time and some really great toys (Mum and Dad loved the clothes too, well most of it, Owen)
So bringing things right up to date, yesterday I thought it must be raining or snowing as Mum took me to nursery in the car. Turns out it was neither and that she just doesn’t fancy the walk any more now the baby is getting bigger. I’m still pretty excited about the whole thing.
Grandad and Anne came round tonight with a....birthday present! Smart. I made them read me my book about poo........

Easter

Well it’s been a busy few days just lately.
Thursday we made cakes for Easter at nursery. Dad had to get them home on the bike without eating them or melting them. Once we were home we made Mum’s birthday card (a tiger with fluffy feet) and I managed to keep it all a secret. I’m stating to get the hang of it now I think. I don’t think Mum liked the cake I made very much as she let me eat hers for her……
Friday and there was no nursery. I helped Dad load his bike onto the car and waved him goodbye. While he was out Mum and I emptied the money box and counted all the coins. I loved it, Mum thinks I’m going to be an accountant like her. Dad despairs! I invited myself to play with Like and Amy (the children next door) through a hole in the fence, they’ve got rabbits and a massive trampoline. Mum came round too and talked about me while drinking coffee just like a real Mum at last. Dad got out of the shower to find the house deserted but instead of coming looking for us or calling the Police he watched some bike films on DVD. Friday afternoon and it was time for the most exciting happening since Christmas…making cakes with Auntie Chris! I’d been excited about it for days. Laura came round to help to and I soon got shot of mum and Dad and got messy! We made hundreds and hundreds of cakes with really Fancy toppings and everything. We even went down the park for a play, what a great afternoon. By the time I got home in the car I was fast asleep and went straight to bed.
Saturday, Mum’s birthday and I had managed to keep all the secrets! We gave her her presents (a new Camera and a calculator) and then we sat down to play a few computer games:

Grandad and Anne came round and I helped Mum undo her presents and card. Soon after Slim and Trace came round:

Had a big cuddle with my Uncle Slim, and then climbed all over him.
In the afternoon we went out to the park and I decided I was going to ride my scooter there. I got it going pretty fast especially down the hills.

We then went onto the shop and had ice-creams in the sunshine,,,lovely.
Sunday was Easter…C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E!

I managed to get a visit to Luke and Amy’s again in the morning which was great, Mum didn’t even come this time. After lunch we had an egg hunt, I managed to find loads of eggs:

Then all the usual suspects turned up for a barbecue! We hadn’t had one of these for ages. Here I am having a quiet and considered word or two with Abi without the inane chatter of any grown-ups:

Here I am showing Alan and Sonia where my dinner had gone:

Me and Mum slipped out to go and help Sonia put her horse to bed. I raced them up and down the side of the field and I reckon I can run faster than they can.

By the time we had got home, everyone had left! I was really upset and went to bed in tears…..
Monday there was still no nursery, so we went to the seaside.

We had a picnic near the lifeboat station and walked along the sea front watching boats and looking at the crabs that people had caught. We played in the sand at the waters edge and watched the jet-ski’s zooming about:


Then the main event….ice-cream!

Out in the fresh air

Mum’s lessons of the world number 247 took place on Wednesday morning on the way to nursery. She explained at great length’s about the car fan belts we could hear squeaking during our walk. I took it all but decided the real cause of the noise was in fact mice. In the afternoon we had to take mum’s mothers day present to the post office so we could send it back in exchange for the correct item, that’ll serve the big numpty right. Maybe he’ll listen next time…..I hope he gets it right for her birthday. After that it was back to the dentist with him for a filling. It was over pretty quickly but I was wide eyed and interested in the little drill. We made an appointment for both of us in October, blimey! When we got home we played in the garden in the sunshine:


No fruit salad though like when me and Mum did it a while back. I also had to point out it was Mum’s sun lounger and prodded him with one of my golf clubs until he got the message and got out. Later that night I had to endure the misery of a Dad haircut.
Thursday I got bitten at nursery again…..Mum was pretty cross. In the afternoon Dad took me swimming. After a slow start it was really good fun. I climbed on his back and made him take me round the pool again and again. After tea, Uncle Alan came round for a visit which was good. I showed him my new bedroom, he loved it!
Friday morning and I didn’t want to get out of bed at all and quite fancied a lie in. Mum was having none of it though and I was soon on my way. In the afternoon Dad and I went to fantasy land to play on the slides and that because it was raining. I ‘entertained’ two older girls during the afternoon and had to make sure they didn’t run into each other which was a delicate balancing act. Two men came to empty the money from the ride on car and let me have a free go, which was just as well as Dad was too squeaky to get his hand in his pocket. We stayed all afternoon and when we did finally leave I was tired out.
Saturday mum went to work, so we lazed about the house for the morning before going to the pasty shop. We ate them by the canal and a one nice young man shared his chocolate with me and another slightly older one gave me a snake on a stick he decided he didn’t want anymore. I made sure I annoyed Dad with it all afternoon, wafting it in everyone’s face who was silly enough to get in range. ‘My’ Andy came round to look after me in the evening so I couldn’t wait to get rid of them out of the house. We had a great time, thanks Andy.
Sunday morning I got up at 5 am. Mum sent me back to bed…..Once I was allowed to get up I played some computer games, in a very relaxed style:

And then Alan and Grandma came round for lunch. It was her birthday so we had cards and presents and all the rest of it. We played dominoes and Mum told Alan off for deliberately trying to scupper my chances of winning. We played outside for a bit:

Monday Dad picked me up from nursery on the bike and I fell asleep in the usual fashion…..go quiet and head butt him in the back! I stayed asleep nearly all afternoon until he woke me up to go shopping for a present for Mum’s birthday. I chose it and everything, but I am having trouble with the concept of keeping a secret and wanted to blurt out what we’d got as soon as mum got in the car after work……It’s not long to keep it to myself, I wonder if I can manage it?