Tuesday
Mum had the day off, we love it when that happens.
Yeah, lay in's, good food, cuddle time!
We also did some numeracy and literacy for fun!
We did, and we loved it.
We made our way into town after lunch to meet up with Dad and go to the cinema.
We watched Mr Peabody and Sherman that we had been excited about for ages.
Turned out the grown ups didn't rate it very highly, we didn't care, we enjoyed it.
Auntie Trish came round to babysit in the evening, a treat indeed especially as it was a week day too.
We do love having a chat with her.
Wednesday
Another day with Auntie Christine.
This time with added Auntie Trish too, bonus!
We had anorher trip to the cinema, this time to see the Lego Movie.
We were super excited about it.
Mum and Dad really weren't keen on this one, but it was brilliant, We all reckoned they'd missed out.
We had a trip to the pub for lunch afterwards, what a lovely day out it was.
Thursday
Dragon club today, brilliant!
It was pretty soggy on the way in but we didn't mind.
We both had a brilliant time, I played Minecraft on the Xbox.
And I spent the day making cards, and a lovely decorated box to keep them in.
Friday
Another day at Dragon club.
I got to play even more Xbox as there wasn't so many in.
I got my nails painted, did some making, some painting and made some jewellery.
We also built dens, very extensive dens.
And raced each other on our scooters.
It was all great fun.
Straight from there to swimming lessons. We had some trainee teachers tnis week, there was more of them so we had one between two of us. This worked out brilliantly for me and I really pushed on.
I saw Edward and got blamed by his Mum for getting him and by the sounds of it his Dad into Minecraft.
We packed up a few things, picked Mum up from work and headed away for the weekend.
Butlins this time!
Yeah, after a near miss (Alton Towers had most of the rides closed, that will have to keep for another time) we headed for Bognor Regis.
We were booked into the Wave hotel, and we were very impressed when we arrived.
Yeah, I was by the cars in the car park! There was a lovely Bentley.
Yeah, I was by the cars in the car park! There was a lovely Bentley.
There was a brilliant waterfall thing in the lobby, I loved poking my fingers into it even of it did make the floor a little wet.
Even better than that was a games room, full of Playstations and Wii's:
Apart from all the usual stuff there was an awesome balcony overlooking the whole place.
Never mind that, the best thing was our bedroom, with our own door with a porthole, not just another bed in the main room. Not only that we had a bunk bed, each with our own telly at he bottom of it.
It was amazing it has to be said.
We went out for a bit of a walk, found the arcade and this rather massive deck chair:
Then went to bed, in an exciteable state, keen to get our personal telly's on and snuggle down for the night.
Saturday
We woke up the next day to glorious sunshine:
And we were off to the swimming pool. It was rather good too.
There were loads of slides, water jets, showers and all the rest of it.
As well as a lazy river with inflatable tubes to bob around on.
The highlight was definitely the space bowl though. I had to blag this one a bit as the age limit was set to over 8's but I made the height restriction so got away with it.
It was brilliant, I went first and after several trips around the bowl flopped into the splash pool head first, just like you're supposed to. I took my position poolside to laugh at Dad as he plopped out with very little finesse.
Then it was my turn, the lifegaurd asked if I could swim, I replied in a confident manner that I could and then I was off. I'm not going to lie, it was pretty scary stuff, the flume into the bowl got faster and faster until I popped out, shot round and round and round before plopping through the hole. I made a swift and confident exit of the splash pool to make it look convincing and then met up with Dad and Ned to admit that it was so scary I nearly pooed myself, but at the same time it was totally awesome!
We then stoood and waited for Mum to appear, she did, upside down, soon followed by a spectacular splash. We laughed our heads off.
With the sunshine beating in through the roof it felt lovely in the pool, but once we got back to the changing room the harsh reality of it still being February kicked in, the floor felt freezing on our poor little feet!
We headed back to the hotel. I stopped off at the Games Port of course, it was so cool in there.
And I headed back to the room, where we found this cute little doggie made from a towel left on the bed:
Pretty much the coolest thing i'd ever seen I reckon?
We took lunch on the balcony, shielded from the wind and in lovely sunshine, I think Mum thought she was actually on holiday or something:
After lunch we hit the fairground, first up was the Twister, always a winner.
Yeah, we thought it was really slow at first, but the speed certainly crept up and we were soon pinning Mum or Dad to the outside of the seat.
Next up was the 'Trabant' or withces hat or whatever it was called.
This was apparently Dad's favourite when he used to come here as a kid:
I can see why too, it was awesome, fast, spinny and it went right up on it's side.
Then on to his least favourite.......
Apparently he used to hate this when he was forced to go on it with Auntie Trish. God knows why, it was brilliant:
Sadly the dodgems weren't working, which was a pity.
Never mind though, it was cool not having to pay for any of it and having as many goes as we liked.
We loved these wooden donkey.
We really loved these wooden donkeys, we sat on them every time we went past!
Next up we went to the main theatre to watch Dick vs Dom!
Yeah, the Dick and Dom from the telly, we were so excited about it, we didn't even realise they were on when we booked the weekend.
We went to sit down in the 'mosh pit at the front' and left Mum and Dad back in the seats. They then announced that we might get messy down the front and we were only to stay there if our Mum and Dad were okay with that.....of course, we stayed well and truly put!
The show was hilarious and involved a series of silly games between team Dick, our side, and team Dom.
This lead to lots of Dick based jokes that the adults seem to find hysterically funny.
Sadly I didn't get up on stage to take part in any of the events despite trying my hardest, but I did manage to get covered in the crud and custard pies that got thrown around:
It really was a great fun show.
To top it off we got to get an autograph and a photo with them afterwards:
They were really nice chaps and we were proper chuffed to meet them and get our stuff signed, chers Dick and Dom.
It was really cool, we'd only just watched Genius that very morning too!
Next up was a quick go on the arcade, the highlight being this doubles air hockey:
Especially when the multi-puck was released and about 50 mini pucks descended onto the table.
They were flying about everywhere!
Well, the grown ups, being as dull as they were wanted to go for a walk along the beach.....it's unfathomable really.
Anyway, I managed to get the room safe to time out by fiddling with it so we couldn't get the car keys out for half an hour (our coats and wellies were in the car).
So by the time we finally left it was starting to get dark.
We really enjoyed it as usual though. Wandering up the pebbles, throwing them in the sea and having a good old chat as wandered along.
We made it as far as the pier:
And then headed back. Had a quick slouch about in the room.
I hit the games lounge of course.
And then went out to the restaurant for tea.
We had a lovely, civilized family meal too.
We did, it was really rather pleasant actually.
Especially the puddings, Dad really is a gutty pig though, his was massive and he polished off the lot!
We were pretty tired by this point, so we headed back to the room, had a cosy up and watched Ant and Dec's saturday night takeaway on +1.
Then slunk off to watch Take Me Out on out own telly's.
Sunday
Not so sunny today.
Nope, never mind though. I went to the shop alone to secure the breakfast items. I had a shopping list and everything. I got all the items required of course and really enjoyed doing something so responsible alone.
We had a lazy morning and then wandered off to the fair for a bit.
I stayed in the Games Port and said i'd come and find them when i'd had my fill of Gran Turismo.
The fair got off to a shaky start when Dad was made to come on the back of my horse on the carousel. I was not happy about that at all. Big enough to handle the space bowl at the pool but not ride solo on the horsey. I endured the ride in total silence and couldn't wait to get off.
I got over it pretty quickly though and decided another go on the Twister was in order.
I arrived just in time to join them.
Which saved me getting wedged in with Mum and Dad on the ride.
Me and Dad ended up opposite Ellis and Mum which was brilliant.
It was, we could briefly wave at each other was we sped past.
Next up some trampoline action:
I then played hook a duck and got a reasonably high number, as I usually do on these chance based games. I picked my prize, a lovely blue cuddly bird that I christened Tweety.
I had a go, and could only pick from the bottom shelf....as usual. But there, nestling at the end of the shelf was a pile of whoopee cushions! Brilliant, i'll take one of those please!
We spent the remainder of our pocket money on a stick of rock each.
We hit the arcade for a bit, I was quite the sharp shooter on this, much to everyones surprise!
I won enough prize tickets (combined with some i'd found laying about) to trade them in for a small packet of sweets, I was cheffed to bits.
I went after a motorbike keyring on the pennyfalls machine and after a lot of effort (and about 70p worth of two pence pieces) it slowly shuddered it's way into the coin trough below, result!
And then headed off for a Pizza Buffet lunch.
Lovely, salad, pizza, garlic bread, perfect.
We
ate loads, even though I did drop a big heavy plate on the tiled floor
while loading it up with pizza. It hit me on the toe and then made a
hell of a smash. Everyone cheered of course, I didn't realise you had
to cheer when someone publicly smashed something......it upset me a bit.
We ate our fill then waddled back to our room.
I hit the games port of course, until I got wind that there was a hot chocolate on offer in the cafe.
Mum and Dad and I saw that off and went upstairs for a lie down, watching some ice skating on the last day of the Olympics.
I hit the games port again.
And then it was back to the pool for an late afternoon splash about.
It was much less busy than Saturday which was nice.
And that pretty much bought our weekend away to a close.
We had to check round to make sure we'd packed everything, I had a quick snuggle in my cool bunk bed:
We had to check round to make sure we'd packed everything, I had a quick snuggle in my cool bunk bed:
I helped load the car up,
While I played games.....
And threw a few shapes in the car park to the music coming out of the security gate hut. I didn't think anything of it until the security man came across, told me he'd enjoyed my dancing and gave me a special Butlins pin badge. I was completely made up with it. Once we'd rounded Ned up and drove out through thee gate he stopped the car and said he'd managed to aquire one of the necklace things to put it on too, how cool!
All that and we were home in time for Top Gear too!
Monday
Back to school then, we were fairly keen though, with our tales of our week off to share with or friends.
Pretty standard day really, dancing after school. We had to make up our own dance routines in small groups. We had to name ourselves, come up with a place we were from and why we thought we were going to win in a Britain's Got Talent style.
We named ourselves the Rocky Rock Star Girls from Slime-Land, and I declared that we were goig to win because I had a 'Flicky Hairstyle' I got a really good laugh from all the mums and dads watching and our dance teacher Becky remarked that 'Only Ellis could come up with that'
I did cross country, Dad bundled me home as quick as he could afterwards as i'd packed my ancient jogging bottoms which were half way up my knee.....






















