Out in the fresh air

Mum’s lessons of the world number 247 took place on Wednesday morning on the way to nursery. She explained at great length’s about the car fan belts we could hear squeaking during our walk. I took it all but decided the real cause of the noise was in fact mice. In the afternoon we had to take mum’s mothers day present to the post office so we could send it back in exchange for the correct item, that’ll serve the big numpty right. Maybe he’ll listen next time…..I hope he gets it right for her birthday. After that it was back to the dentist with him for a filling. It was over pretty quickly but I was wide eyed and interested in the little drill. We made an appointment for both of us in October, blimey! When we got home we played in the garden in the sunshine:


No fruit salad though like when me and Mum did it a while back. I also had to point out it was Mum’s sun lounger and prodded him with one of my golf clubs until he got the message and got out. Later that night I had to endure the misery of a Dad haircut.
Thursday I got bitten at nursery again…..Mum was pretty cross. In the afternoon Dad took me swimming. After a slow start it was really good fun. I climbed on his back and made him take me round the pool again and again. After tea, Uncle Alan came round for a visit which was good. I showed him my new bedroom, he loved it!
Friday morning and I didn’t want to get out of bed at all and quite fancied a lie in. Mum was having none of it though and I was soon on my way. In the afternoon Dad and I went to fantasy land to play on the slides and that because it was raining. I ‘entertained’ two older girls during the afternoon and had to make sure they didn’t run into each other which was a delicate balancing act. Two men came to empty the money from the ride on car and let me have a free go, which was just as well as Dad was too squeaky to get his hand in his pocket. We stayed all afternoon and when we did finally leave I was tired out.
Saturday mum went to work, so we lazed about the house for the morning before going to the pasty shop. We ate them by the canal and a one nice young man shared his chocolate with me and another slightly older one gave me a snake on a stick he decided he didn’t want anymore. I made sure I annoyed Dad with it all afternoon, wafting it in everyone’s face who was silly enough to get in range. ‘My’ Andy came round to look after me in the evening so I couldn’t wait to get rid of them out of the house. We had a great time, thanks Andy.
Sunday morning I got up at 5 am. Mum sent me back to bed…..Once I was allowed to get up I played some computer games, in a very relaxed style:

And then Alan and Grandma came round for lunch. It was her birthday so we had cards and presents and all the rest of it. We played dominoes and Mum told Alan off for deliberately trying to scupper my chances of winning. We played outside for a bit:

Monday Dad picked me up from nursery on the bike and I fell asleep in the usual fashion…..go quiet and head butt him in the back! I stayed asleep nearly all afternoon until he woke me up to go shopping for a present for Mum’s birthday. I chose it and everything, but I am having trouble with the concept of keeping a secret and wanted to blurt out what we’d got as soon as mum got in the car after work……It’s not long to keep it to myself, I wonder if I can manage it?