Fat Lip

Is it that time of week again? Must be! Here we go again then.....
Nanny got me a drum!

Brilliant! Although so far I think dad has been more annoying with it than I could ever hope to be.
Last Friday was 'Grandparents day' at Nursery. Nanny got to come in to nursery and play with me all morning which was pretty smart. She could see all my little friends and see exactly what I get up to, she's not to let on to Dad though, I like to keep him in the dark, knowledge is power!
Saturday morning I awoke early to find out dad had cleared off out on his bike so poor old mum had to get up and deal with me early doors on her own! I ate four bowls of Rice Krispies.
When dad got home we went up to the Sun in the Wood for luncheon. I really enjoyed their playground and most of all my Fruit Shoot drink! In the afternoon we went to see Slim and Trace, I hadn't seen them for a while. I soon warmed up to them again and posed for some pictures for Slims fancy new phone! In the evening we had a bit of a BBQ:

Everyone played with my toys (especially the golf clubs and beach ball) and I got to have my tea in the highchair on the patio...in the dark!!!
Sunday I was up early doors again, we didn't do too much, just went for a walk around Penwood and then home. Dad did a roast in the evening but the two early starts and late nights had caught up with me:

I fell asleep before I even finished my grub!
Monday saw my second accident report slip from Nursery. The details on my form read that I had fallen off a bike and bit my lip! I was treated with a cold compress and some TLC! It's not fair, I bet when dad falls off his bike he doesn't let on and keeps it to himself but I have to have it filled out in triplicate for the world to see and keep on record! It didn't look to bad and you couldn't even see it by today.

Back on the Beach!

Yes, you can rest easy, i'm back!
Been off to that there Cornwall once again. The weather was mostly good, although it was a bit wet on Wednesday and Thursday. Auntie Chris flowed me a few quid to get something while I was away so I secured a rather fancy Quicksilver T-Shirt which i'm sure i'll be flaunting in front of you all soon. Rest assured it's a strong look.
It was business as usual, wetsuit on and flicking sand even though I didn't eat quite as of the sand as I did last time.

Now then, i'm not so sure about this one but I ended up sleeping in the wardrobe for a week:

It wasn't all bad though because as soon as I woke up I could wake mum and dad up to get the brekkie sorted out sharpish. This left Chrissy the other bedroom to himself and Andy out in the lounge with 24 hour teletext. Everyones a chicken dinner!
While we're on the subject of dubious parenting, here I am taking a bath in the sink:

Surely thats against current EU legislation or something?
Dad and I got photographed on Fistral beach by some bloke from the council for their website! Must have been my good looks and not dad's 'lean surfer physique' (ahem) that caught his eye....

Here's a few random shots, me on the beach on my own!

Here I am on the moon with Neil and Buzz and some random alien bloke.
I think Mum, Chris and Andy set a new world record for Sudoku while we were away, dad didn't succumb though.....scared of lookng dimwit when he couldn't do it I reckon!
So thats that for another season, it seems to have gone in a flash this year, roll on next time!
Other news? They took me to Newbury show on Sunday to see the animals. Just a small tip, don't show me any creature other than Horses, Cats or maybe the occasional dog as everything else is rubbish and makes me cry (eg Sheep, Goats, Hens, Pigs). Here's my kind of livestock:

The sign says 'rare breed pigs', they were so rare there wasn't actually any of them, which suited me just fine thank you very much.
Sunday night Aunty Chris looked after me while the parents went to see a Reel Big Fish in Reading or something like that.
Monday came and it was back to nursery, but on Tuesday morning I went to work with dad for an hour before he took me to nursery as mum was off to Birmingham or something or other. It was pretty cool and I got on well with all the blokes in his office and got to play with dad's computer and dribble on his keyboard.
On a more creative note, i'm pursuing a new career in jelly DJ-ing:

Here I am mixing some 'flavours' the other night!
Dad just didn't underand my art and was hell bent on wet wiping me within an inch of my life and getting the dishes out of my reach. I can only imagine Jimi Hendrix had to struggle with similar adversity to fulfill his artistic drive in his formative years.....

Golf, slides, age concern and fancy shoes!

Hello once again.
What have I got to tell you about this week then....hmmm, let's think.
Dad worked another afternoon on Wednesday so Nanny and auntie Chris looked after me. We had a great afternoon and by the time dad got back we were all exhausted from playing in the garden.
Grandad and Anne looked after me friday night as mum and dad went out for a drink to see Chard and Kaz off on their round the world trip. If you want to see how they're getting on, click here:
http://kazandchardington.blogspot.com/
If you get stuck with your Blog Chard, give me a shout, i'm a seasoned veteran now! Have a great trip.
Saturday we went to Toys R Us again. Great Grandma had given mum a few quid for a toy for me so I got a cool golf set:

I've already smacked dad round the bare feet a few times with the clubs!
Saturday afternoon we went to Nick and Carols to watch the football, but I went out and played some more golf in their garden. Just as well as I don't think the game was up to much.
On Sunday we held another lunch in aid of Help the aged (well we had Nanny and Great Grandma aroud for lunch). I entertained them in the garden for ages with my golfing skills and trampoline antics before lunch. I decided to show them my other side during dinner by acting like a right little monkey which culminated in Dad putting me to bed! Anyway after a bit of rest I was back on it and Alan and Hanna came around as well so that was nice. Then the new slide came out:

They sneaked this one in the car yesterday and kept it from me all this time, rotters! I love slides. I had the measure of this one within a few attempts.
So that was another action packed weekend!
Monday saw the arrival of my new shoes. Mum found them on the internet and here I am with them on:

A nice pair of Etnies, they taste really nice!
Well it's that time again kids, thats right i'm off on holiday next week. Just for a change we're off to Cornwall, so it'll be a little while before my next installment.