We've been entertaining this week. Last Thursday saw Grandad, Anne, Alan and Hanna come for dinner with me. Mum and dad sat either side of me so I couldn't fling foodstuffs at out guests but I entertained them as best I could anyway. Alan was pretty concerned that I had two slices of cake for pudding.....fusspot, i'm a growing lad! Grandad drew some 'interesting' pictures on my magna doodle thingy which were really funny. I stayed up until gone nine as I didn't have nursery the next day (mum was off, I bet they missed me!)
I let mum have a lay in until 9am on Friday, dad came home at lunch time then cleared off out on his bike leaving mum and me to it, miserable git! In the evening we had the other side of the family round, Nanny, Chris, Ian, Owen, Slim, Trace and Trish. Laura and James also popped in for a bit. When the harsh realisation dawned on me that I was actually related to this lot, I decided to leave home:
But realised I was only wearing a t-shirt and it was pretty cold outside, and anyway i'm not going to start changing my own nappies thats for sure. I let my staff have the evening off from cooking and authorised a chinese takeaway! I got to rub prawn crackers into Auntie Chris' top and get stuck into the puds again. I was on pretty good form even if I do say so myself. Had another late night (nearly 10) before turning in, leaving them to gamble away my remaining college fund into the small hours.
Had another lay-in on Saturday, so late in fact I missed the morning line completely! In the afternoon we went to Bucklebury farm park...but it closed....IN OCTOBER! So they decided we should try action farm (on the way to Basingstoke). When we got there, they wouldn't stump up to go in as it was too expensive, the squeakers! I suppose it was gone three o'clock so we wouldn't have had long. they said we could go back when we had more time. Anyway, we went to Victoria park instead (which suited the stinge-bags because it was free). I really enjoyed the roundabout....as long as I could bolster myself up against dads leg.
Mum went to work on Sunday so Dad and I had a lazy day. I've been watching the world gymnastics championships on the telly and mimicking some of the moves accross the living room floor.
Dad got another accident report from nursery today for a small scratch accross my face. It was inflicted by an as yet undisclosed child at nursery as a result of an as yet undisclosed incident. Also unknown at this time is my reatliation......I shall be remaining tight lipped on this one.
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