Still runny!

Hello all! I'm still a bit loose in the old nappy department. Mum had to take a stool sample from me and take it to the hospital, I think dad was pleased to get out of that one. Anyway, they couldn't find anything wrong with it so thats good I suppose. It's quite common at nursery by all accounts. I didn't go to nursery at all last week, mum looked after me in the morning every day....I wound her right up and make no mistake!
So, what else has been going on? Saturday we went to Paul's to watch the football on his fancy new television. I got to harass Andy, Owen, Chrissy, Paul and Uncle Alan so that was pretty good. Grandad and Anne looked after me Saturday night so mum and dad could go down the pub.
On Sunday we went shopping in Reading, they were crossing their fingers that my backside would hold out for the day...it did! We even did some christmas shopping and ate sarnies in the sunshine!
Monday was back to nursery, and in the afternoon we took Nanny out for a walk around Greenham Common. We walked for miles and miles in the warm sunshine which was nice. We saw some cow's as well, they were pretty big so I didn't want to get too close but neither did Nanny!
Tuesday lunch time we went and joined the library, I got to take four books away (either with animals in them or mechanical diggers) without paying for them or anything! All i've got to do now is work out some top notch hiding places so dad gets stitched up on overdue charges.
Fashion advice:
This seasons hot look is the apron!

You heard it here first.
I've been wearing this at every oppurtunity lately, I think it looks rather dashing although it makes it a bit more tricky for dad to get my seatbelt on in the car.
What else has been going on...hmm....i'm really enjoying playing with my mini football. Sometimes I actually kick it around but mostly I throw it at dad or mum with all the pace of a fastbowler. My dancing is coming along nicely as i've got a few more moves in my repetoire.
I've also decided enough is enough on the lay in front at the wekends. I used to let them laze around in bed until gone nine o'clock sometimes on saturday or sunday but not anymore! My new regime is one up, all up by 7am....they'll thank me for it in the long run, they'll waste their lives in bed!