Trampolining club was a non starter again this week as I was the only one who turned up. Not happy about this at all, hopefully things will pick up when the winter weather starts?
It can't ba far away now, the Scalextric is back out!
I'm still finding my 'giant robot' jokes hilarious, much to everyone elses annoyance.
Haircut day on Saturday, we love haircuts we do, especially when my hair gets finished first and I get the very last lolly in the whole place...unlucky Ned!
Hmmm, I could have kicked off but I knew Mum would see me right and sure enough a big bag of fizzy cola laces were all mine.
We had a quiet afternoon and then enjoyed some saturday TV, Harry Hill is back on and we love it.
Hmm, we kept it low key Saturday as we were off on a big day out Sunday...to London!
I was so excited it was unbelievable. We went on the train from Reading, before getting on the underground.
The train was a bit rubbish actually, it was so full we couldn't even sit down, never mind look out of the window. What's all that about?
Except it wasn't very underground at Paddington, you could still see the sky from the station. Once we were on the train itself it was soon pretty dark so that was okay.
I loved the underground, there was a really cool pole to swing around in the middle of the carriage.
So after a while of wobbling, dark, light, stopping and starting we emerged into the daylight at the Tower of London:

I was loving it straight away, cool buildings everywhere you looked, and even better proper castle stuff like catapaults, I took hold of the camera and snapped away:

Shields were everywhere, we'd been learning about them at school so I filled my boots with photo's:

..................and more:

.......and more:

We thought this one wasn't, until he started marchign up and down and wafting his gun about:

I'm not sure I liked him much to be honest, he was a little bit scary, well, his boots clip-clopping on the floor were anyway.
I, on the other hand thought he didn't look all that scary and I reckon I could have slipped past him to steal the crown jewels no trouble at all.
We tried on some headgear, think I may need to fill out a bit before I can join up:

But I reckon i'd be okay with a woolly hat underneath:

Being a castle, there were lots of steps to negotiate, these were by far the straightest though:

The Royal Armoury was brilliant, all the weapons and armour on display, I loved it. I also particulalry liked the statues of all the old kings horses. After a careful scientific study I concluded that all the kings horses were male (well, I looked underneath them all):

I loved listening to one of the guides doing a talk, he told us all about where the gunpowder was stored, how the stairs were made to be hostile towards any intruders and best of all that the toilet had hole straight out to the outside world...stinky or what!!!

The Royal Armoury was brilliant, all the weapons and armour on display, I loved it. I also particulalry liked the statues of all the old kings horses. After a careful scientific study I concluded that all the kings horses were male (well, I looked underneath them all):

I loved listening to one of the guides doing a talk, he told us all about where the gunpowder was stored, how the stairs were made to be hostile towards any intruders and best of all that the toilet had hole straight out to the outside world...stinky or what!!!
Upstairs there were loads of cool things to play with, push, pull, lift and shove.
This sword game was great fun, Mum and I had a most agreeable draw with 16 points each:

I am of course big and strong, big enough and strong enough to pick up a real live sword:

Shame it was shackled to the wall, I could have done a good job on Ned with it!

I am of course big and strong, big enough and strong enough to pick up a real live sword:

Shame it was shackled to the wall, I could have done a good job on Ned with it!
The Crown Jewels themselves were actually rather snazzy, really shiny and sparkly. A bit overkill for everyday wear but nice all the same.
After I had consumed several times my own body weight in history, facts and figures it was time to leave the Tower:

Dad had the rather good idea of heading back on the river Thames in a boat instead of being under the ground on a train. It was a good idea, but the tide was so high that the boats were struggling a bit. We had a bit of a wait on her hands....

Dad had the rather good idea of heading back on the river Thames in a boat instead of being under the ground on a train. It was a good idea, but the tide was so high that the boats were struggling a bit. We had a bit of a wait on her hands....
But the time flew by as Ned and I had a series of silly little fights and minor squabbles.
Pretty much the second after Dad struggled to take this photo of us aboard the boat I dropped off to sleep on his lap:

I certainly didn't, I loved it. We even got to go upstream under Tower bridge before turning round and heading off toward Westminster. We saw the Gherkin, St Pauls, The London Eye, Loads of cool bridges and loads of other cool stuff I want to go and see (HMS Belfast, the Tate Modern, the list goes on and on). We arrived at Westminster at exactly five o'clock, just as Big Ben began it's chimes.

I certainly didn't, I loved it. We even got to go upstream under Tower bridge before turning round and heading off toward Westminster. We saw the Gherkin, St Pauls, The London Eye, Loads of cool bridges and loads of other cool stuff I want to go and see (HMS Belfast, the Tate Modern, the list goes on and on). We arrived at Westminster at exactly five o'clock, just as Big Ben began it's chimes.
They helped to wake me up for sure.
We got back on another underground train and headed back to the station for the proper train and my highlight of my day, McDonalds.
Thankfully, we got seat son the way home, but only just.
On monday at school I got to answer questions from my day in London in front of the whole class, I was really pleased about that. Then today one of the ladies at breakfast club told Mum they'd heard all about my outing all day long, they loved it.
I rode my trike to pick Ned up from school yesterday, hadn't ridden it for a while so it made a nice change. We'd never realised just how much fun it could be though, Ned rode it with me on the back...
.....and Ellis rode it all the way home from school with me on the back!






































